Stereotypes based on your Starbucks order
Ever wonder what your Starbucks barista is thinking about their customers? One of Starbucks baristas did her best to categorize her customers and their likely order by everything from race to gender to occupation.
From the hand drawn chart picked up by Consumerist, the barista breaks her customers down into fifteen handy stereotypes, ranging from Asians (black iced coffee) to mechanics (mocha Frappucino, apparently) to Indians (chai).
For example, the illustration states that:
*If you’re Mexican, you’ll probably order a caramel Frapuccino (with extra caramello)
*If you’re Asian, you’ll enjoy a Black Iced Coffee
*If you’re from India (which would also make you Asian, but the chart doesn’t make such distinctions), you’re going to order a chai.
*Old ladies will order something complicated and 200 degrees Fahrenheit (and will find something to complain about), while a teen girl will order a sweetened passion tea and giggle about it.
*Mechanics order mocha Frappuccino, but Soccer Moms are more complicated, ordering venti, non-fat, no-foam, no water, xtra-hot, double-cupped (w/ a sleeve) chai (or non-fat latte).
The chart even goes on to attempt to stereotype adults with braces, saying they will order “something just as awkward as an adult with braces.”
To see the whole chart and where you fit on it, click here.
Find yourself of the chart after the jump and let us know whether you’re entertained, bewildered, or offended.
from / flavorwire
